Propaganda for Hire

Local residents unresponsive to your peace-making efforts? Do you have trouble with insurgents while occupying a sovereign nation? Troop morale problems? Loss of the regional stability? Trust issues? Difficulty creating a democracy in a suitable time-frame? Are you trying to turn people who hate United State's military presence around? Lincoln Group is for you!

Who is the Lincoln Group? We are:

A Strategic Communications and Public Relations Firm Providing Insight and Influence in Challenging and Hostile Environments

Currently we are hiring:

The New York Times reported January 2, 2006, that the Lincoln Group "has been compensating Sunni religious scholars in Iraq in return for assistance with its propaganda works ... The company's ties to religious leaders and dozens of other prominent Iraqis is aimed also at enabling it to exercise influence in Iraqi communities on behalf of clients, including the military. ... Lincoln has also turned to American scholars and political consultants for advice on the content of the propaganda campaign in Iraq, records indicate

We were recently responsible for:

- Planting news stories paid by the United States government to make it look as if they were doing a favorable job to Iraqis.
- Sold the War effort to the Iraqis
- Signed a $300 million contract to continue altering foreign opinion on the United States

And we will continue to fight for you! (at tax-payers expense of course)